The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Brendan Fletcher
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Steven Seagal
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Don McManus
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Len Cariou
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Daniel Dae Kim
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Meredith Baxter
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Michael Bolton
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Larissa Laskin
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Ken Takemoto
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Ahmed Ahmed

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Directors:
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Release Date:
05-31-2008
Run Time:
80m
Tagline:
America's Finest News Source.
Genres:
Comedy
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