Comedy - Dont Tell Netflix

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

After years of slapdash sequels and waning fandom, the Camp Miasma slasher franchise is handed over to an enthusiastic young director for resurrection. But when she visits the original's star, a now-reclusive actress shrouded in mystery, the two women fall into a blood-soaked world of desire, fear, and delirium.

Run time: 112m Tagline: Blood. Lust. Release: 2026-08-06

Director: Jane Schoenbrun

Stars: Amanda Fix Arthur Conti Dylan Baker Eva Victor Gillian Anderson Hannah Einbinder Jasmin Savoy Brown Patrick Fischler Sarah Sherman Zach Cherry

Tony

A 19-year-old Anthony Bourdain travels to Provincetown and stumbles into the chaotic world of a restaurant kitchen, setting off a summer that will shape the course of his life.

Run time: 106m Tagline: "I was — to be frank — a spoiled, miserable, narcissistic, self-destructive and thoughtless young lout, and badly in need of a good ass-kicking." Release: 2026-08-07

Director: Matt Johnson

Stars: Antonio Banderas Dagmara Domińczyk Dominic Sessa Emilia Jones Leo Woodall Liam Fitch Michael Jibrin Monica Raymund Rich Sommer Stavros Halkias

Ice Cream Man

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Run time: 86m Tagline: We all scream. Release: 2026-08-03

Director: Eli Roth

Stars: Ari Millen Benjamin Byron Davis Charlie Storey Charlie Zeltzer Dylan Hawco Eli Roth Karen Cliche Kiori Mirza Waldman Sarah Abbott Shiloh O’Reilly

Minions & Monsters

This is the rambunctious, ridiculous and totally true story of how the Minions conquered Hollywood, became movie stars, lost everything, unleashed monsters onto the world and then banded together to try and save the planet from the mayhem they had just created.

Run time: 90m Tagline: Hollywood has a monster problem. Release: 2026-06-24

Director: Pierre Coffin

Stars: Allison Janney Bobby Moynihan Christoph Waltz George Lucas Jeff Bridges Jesse Eisenberg Phil LaMarr Pierre Coffin Trey Parker Zoey Deutch

Moana

Moana answers the Ocean's call and, for the first time, voyages beyond the reef of her island of Motunui with the infamous demigod Maui on an unforgettable journey to restore prosperity to her people.

Run time: 115m Tagline: The ocean chose her for a reason. Release: 2026-07-08

Director: Thomas Kail

Stars: Amaya Masoli Catherine Lagaʻaia Dwayne Johnson Emma Puahi-Shapazian Frankie Adams Jemaine Clement John Tui Rena Owen Tealoha Hokulani Carrera

Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass

Small-town Kansas hairdresser Gail Daughtry's fiancé uses his 'celebrity sex pass' on Jennifer Aniston, prompting Gail to travel to LA with her friend Otto to find her own pass, Jon Hamm, to even the score.

Run time: 93m Tagline: It's hammer time... who's your celebrity sex pass? Release: 2026-07-09

Director: David Wain

Stars: Ben Wang Joe Lo Truglio John Slattery Jon Hamm Ken Marino Michael Cassidy Richard Kind Sabrina Impacciatore Thomas Lennon Zoey Deutch

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